DONNIE
The fast talker of the three, Donnie's word-tank never lands on 'E.' In the early stages of sugar addiction, he's begun to develop a slight twitch for the stuff. Donnie's teachers will be the first to say that he doesn't know when to shut up. His motto is 'If ya looks good, ya feels good, and if ya feels good, ya represents.' 'Nuff said.

LOUIE
Quiet, shy, calculating, cuddly. Louie's the smarts of the outfit. Without him, they may as well get comfy in grade school, 'cause there ain't no way they'll ever leave. His roundish shape and tiny voice may lead ya to think he's a pushover, but looks can be deceiving. Just not in this case. He's a pushover.

MAMA
The loving wife of the Grandfather and the namesake and operator of Mama's Pizzeria, which the family lives above. Behind every good man is a great woman, and this relationship is no exception. Mama knows every in and out of the Mob perhaps better than the Grandfather himself. Cool and collected, but feisty at the drop of a dime, have mercy if ya don't clean off your plate after ya eat at Mama's!

GRANDFATHER
The Grandfather is the kids'...you guessed it. He's married to Mama and together they've raised the kids since birth. Grandfather gets first class treatment everywhere. Stop lights go green when he's on the road. Raising the kids gangster is his biggest moral dilemma. On one hand, he wants them to lead honest lives, on the other, what's wrong with teachin' the little tikes how to pour cement loafers?