06.27.09
Yo Lil' Italy-maniacs. I've been getting quite a few emails wondering what the hell is taking so long to get the next episode online! Well, let me tell you...Shuddup already! I'm going as quick as my little fingers can move. The boys are getting pissed at me, too. They wanna be big stars. That's all they ever talks about. 'We's gonna be huge, I tells ya!' That's all I ever hear. Donnie won't stop. In my dreams I here these little knuckleheads. Beat down this. Slap that. Blablabla. Ok, so, in conclusion. Can't wait for yous guys to see it. It's gonna pick up right where Number one left off. Ciao.

05.15.09
OK OK OK. Whaddup whaddup. The next episode of Lil' Italy is in the works. After much writing and re-writing, I've finally got a script that the Louie, Donnie, and Freddie all agree is worth them memorizing. Should be a little bit before I get it on here, but alas, the Lil' Italy boys should not, cannot, and won't be stopped. Ciao.

09.25.08
BIG NEWS! I've uploaded the FULL-VERSION of Lil' Italy to the website! Check out the WEBISODES link---it's the top option! ENJOY

08.25.08
Whaddup, Wiseguys? So tha newest news is that tha kids will be at the DC SHORTS FEST from Sept. 11th through the 18th. The showtimes are:

THURSDAY , September 11 at 9:30pm
SATURDAY, September 13 at 9:00pm
MONDAY, September 15 at 4:30pm
TUESDAY, September 16 at 9:30pm

Get your sloppy ace out there and check 'em out. They'll be performing 'Episode 1' four times from start to finish! If yous live in tha' area, there is literally no excuse for not making it out. Not one excuse. Cause there's four showtimes. You got four excuses? I didn't think so. Nobody's that quick to have four excuses.

07.15.08
The children are packing up and going to L.A. to perform in the LA Shorts Fest! I'm going out to support them in this, their first trip to the west coast. The showtime is:

MONDAY, August 28th at 12:45pm

at the Laemmele Theaters at 8000 Sunset Blvd.
They're only doing their show once in this fest, so don't miss it. They're a little bummed. Well, they're more than a little bummed. I'd say borderline angry. I told them that one showing is better than none. They pistol whipped me, tied me up and tossed me in the dumpster. Little ingrates. I'm typing this on my laptop as I sit on trash in the dumpster. How embarrasing. It was Louie who really knocked me over. He's got that low center of gravity thing going.